The Good Girl Chronicles

When she was good, she was very very good. And when she was bad, she was terrible. NSFW, 18+ only
liriope:

Something is so right and so so wrong with a hippo getting its teeth brushed.

liriope:

Something is so right and so so wrong with a hippo getting its teeth brushed.

I love old-timey fashionable torture.

I love old-timey fashionable torture.

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mymouthismyvagina:

I am from the sea, the ocean, the waters of earth…
vintageanchor:

”On the surface, they can still exercise their iniquitous laws, fight, devour each other, and indulge in all their earthly horrors. But thirty feet below the (sea’s) surface, their power ceases, their influence fades, and their dominion vanishes. Ah, monsieur, to live in the bosom of the sea! There I recognise no master! There I am free!”—Captain Nemo, in Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

mymouthismyvagina:

I am from the sea, the ocean, the waters of earth…

vintageanchor:

”On the surface, they can still exercise their iniquitous laws, fight, devour each other, and indulge in all their earthly horrors. But thirty feet below the (sea’s) surface, their power ceases, their influence fades, and their dominion vanishes. Ah, monsieur, to live in the bosom of the sea! There I recognise no master! There I am free!”

—Captain Nemo, in Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

The yogurt container trap. 

      You’d think I would have learned by now.

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